Each new episode of The Wire provides a new opportunity to play my favorite game: Who's the biggest asshole?
Most weeks it's Rawls, Marlo, or Namond's mom. Rawls and Delonda Brice both made strong bids last night (although Delonda has a point, once you accept the premise that she's living off her son's drug money). Crutchfield's been running hard the last couple of weeks, chasing stats over justice. But we have a new champion: Michael's dad.
Now we know why Michael was so afraid of Cutty.
But let's hear from you, viewers! Who's the biggest asshole?
In non-asshole business:
- So we've finally gotten to testing, curricula, and No Child Left Behind, although we didn't see much on them. The season has mostly focused on all the extracurricular factors impeding the schools, but we could stand to see more on how the institution impedes itself (or is impeded from above).
- The Eastern Drug Enforcement Unit also makes a pretty serious bid for Biggest Asshole. I could see more of these guys as a kind of anti-Major Crimes Unit, jailing citizens on meaningless stat-padding busts, but I suppose this appearance made the point.
- Carcetti for governor? What perfect timing...
- Gary D'Addario's back doing cameos. I guess the city can only fire you once...
- Right now the guy with the best chance of putting the pieces together and figuring out where Marlo's been dumping his bodies is Herc. The fates are cruel.
I'm worried about Bunny's corner kids class. Sure, he finally got through to them and got them to focus on learning, but so far he and his team haven't gotten them to connect the skills and attitudes they used in setting down the rules of the corner to the kind of behavior they need to exhibit in other classes. All he's done so far is helped Namond to become a better corner manager, or at least talk like one. If word gets out that Tilghman Middle School is teaching kids how to sell drugs, Bunny may end up losing another job--and this time he could pull a good chunk of the institution down with him.
I'm not sure what to make of the disciplinary breakdown in Bunny's class. When we see the kids setting down the corner rules, Namond is out of uniform and out of his seat, padding around the classroom and sitting on his desk. On the one hand, I'm no fan of school uniforms and I can see the class is learning better without all the martinet discipline. But by relaxing the rules, the teachers have taught the kids that discipline is negotiable--and how will they get the kids readjusted to the larger school that still imposes those rules? They have a lot of work ahead of them.
Bunny's taken the corner kids very far in just a few weeks, but he has to connect their newfound focus and enthusiasm back to the habits of the classroom before another grand experiment blows up in his face.
I think the dialogue implied that the man is Bug's father but not Michael's.
Posted by: hilker | November 06, 2006 at 04:38 PM
Rawls may not be the biggest arsehole on the show, but he's surely the greatest arsehole boss of all time. He beats even Gary Cole in "Office Space".
Posted by: Jones, one of the Jones boys | November 07, 2006 at 07:59 AM
Marc, sorry to threadjack, but could you email me? My emails to you are bouncing again, and I'd like to ask you some questions on Adams Morgan for ASH #74.
Posted by: Dave Van Domelen | November 07, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Just remember--Morgan Adams dies of a broken heart.
Posted by: Marc | November 07, 2006 at 05:33 PM
Herc's the epitome of bad police. He couldn't catch a cold.
I can understand Rawls and Delonda, but Marlo's no asshole. He's a cold-hearted bastard, sure, but not an asshole.
Posted by: Phil | November 11, 2006 at 01:18 AM
Marlo, the drug king of West Baltimore, shoplifted two lollipops just to humiliate a security guard and then had the guy killed for talking back.
Asshole.
Btw, hilker, I think you're right about Bug's father. Of course, Michael doesn't seem to think that makes Bug any safer.
All season long Michael has been withdrawing into a silent, private space any time he interacts with a male authority figure--Cutty, Prez, even Marlo at first. I was ready to chalk that up to something private and essentially unknowable about adolescence, but then last week hit me with the real explanation. Great storytelling that retroactively makes sense of everything.
And unfortunately, Marlo seems to be the only authority figure who's found his way past Michael's defenses. Trouble's brewing...
Posted by: Marc | November 11, 2006 at 09:40 AM
I don't know if it's Marlo being an asshole as much as it is his need to project an era of badassness in order to survive. During class, Namon and the other kids discuss the necessity of never giving an inch while on the corner; I think that need to project an aura of badassness only increases as one moves up the gangster food chain.
What would have happened had Marlo let the guard's comments slide? Probably nothing, but Chris or a passer-by might have picked up on it and interpreted Marlo's actions as a sign of weakness.
On another note, has anyone else guessed who Micheal's father is?
Posted by: phil | November 12, 2006 at 01:53 AM
Phil, I can't imagine any excuse in which Marlo "needs" to provoke, humiliate, and kill a random citizen just to show his power. And since his victims disappear anyway it's not like the guard's death sends a clear message to anyone else (as they found out last week with the New York boys). Marlo is just drunk on his own power--he's discovered a way to drop bodies with impunity and he's using it to amuse himself.
So... asshole.
Posted by: Marc | November 12, 2006 at 10:02 AM